MUMMY

"Sastriyakal bacha log. Mujhe pehchaan to gye hi hoge. Aree mai Indi ki Mummy, mere haatho ka swadisht khana khane aaoge na? Nhi aaye to tumhare ko tumhari girlfriend ke bare mei bta dungi. Aree daro mat, mazak kr rhi hun. Mera sar na bhot bada hai, islie mai humesha bolti hun ki “Sar pe rakh de mere” aur vese bhi is ghar mei mere alava kaam krta hi kon hai. BA kia tha mene, fir shadi krke yaha aa gyi nhi to IAS ban chuki hoti abhi tak Punjab mei. Ab to kalam ki jagah belan hi chalati hun mai. Aur paudho ko marne nahi dete kabhi nhi to apshagun ho jata hai. Abhi to manne kaam krne jana hai lekin aur bhi baatein hain jo krni hai tum sabse. To kahi jana mat, aur mai swadisht khana bana kr laungi. "